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Happy Rock Inn is temporarily closed while we seek new ownership.

Our One-of-A-Kind Answer to Boring, Lonely Hotel Rooms,

and Pre-packaged Same-Ol' Same-Old Hotel Breakfasts

The Northwest's Coolest and Safest Bed and Breakfast

Welcome to Happy Rock Inn

Oregon's ONLY All-Vaxxed Hotel / B&B
Surrounded by tall pines, 

filled with love, music and memorabilia,
with beds so comfortable that late check-out
has to be the normal check out.

Food so good, you come back
just to be catered to...
We designed our B & B to be
what we always wanted in a hotel retreat. 

Your Safety and Comfort is #1 with Happy Rock Inn

We're looking for new owners. 503.567.7711

The Northwest's coolest B&B will feature some of the best entertainment and coolest staff anywhere! 

We are maintaining our all-vaxxed status for guests and staff until we are told this thing is over. 

Our COVID-SAFE Policies

About Us and Our Lodge

Your Kind of Great Place and Good Time

We wanted Happy Rock Inn to be the hotel we always wanted to stay at, and that meant breaking some norms. Little things would become big things to us - because we wanted our guests to know they had come to stay somewhere different. Somewhere they would tell others about. Somewhere they felt a part of. Somewhere cool.

Atmosphere

We start with a great, have-fun and social atmosphere. We're LAID-BACK, and ACCEPTING in that Oregon sort of way. Our decor is artsy, musical, and sexy. Celebrities and musicians line the walls. Some of our decor is racy, and for that reason we're generally a 21+ hotel. We love kids so much we don't want to expose them to adult themes and behavior. (And, we don't want the little shits killing the vibe.)
It's common for Guests here get to meet and party with the other guests, plus the staff, the owners, and the neighbors stopping by to have a glass of wine.  Everybody is welcome here, though Christian Conservatives tend do get a little uptight at the rockin' good times. We love every person, regardless of who they are or if they're Republican. We say "Be yourself and have a ball. Life is short." Do what makes you happy. Wear what you want to. Kick off your sandals. Prop up your feet.  Run around in your jammies. It's the coolest environment. Enjoy some of Oregon's incredible green-ery out on the smoking porch. Get your drink on in our 44 running feet of bar. Ever done a  breakfast beer bong? Go ahead, it's cool. Our people are great too - after all, they make the place. It's all good here - as you will see. 

Breathe deep. Relax. 


Farm to Table Breakfast Prepared Daily for Our Guests

From Farm to Table, You'll Love Our Food.

A Bnb is judged by it's breakfasts, and we take a lot of pride in our incredible farm-to-table breakfasts and guest meals. We raise our own eggs and beef, all-natural with no hormones or antibiotics EVER fed to our animals. In season, we'll serve you vegetables straight from our garden onsite. You can just taste the goodness. Each guest gets a full hot breakfast with coffee, juice or tea included with their room to start the day with. (We also have mimosas and other offerings to help soothe the party from the night before.)

Jim's Bar is available in the afternoon and evening for guests to relax with a book, tea and coffee, or get loose with some of the Northwest's best beers and wines, hand-picked by Michele. Hungry at night? Been travelling all day and need some food when you arrive? No problem! Our menu changes by the week, and it varies by what we have on hand - but it's always HOME-COOKED and spectacular. Gluten free and special diets by request.

Another measure of a bed and breakfast hotel is the comfort of it's beds and rooms. We enjoy taking guests from the stresses of life to relaxing and breathing deep. Our super-comfortable mattresses and blackout drapes make most people want to sleep in late, which is fine by us. Take your time, enjoy the late brunch and check out that are our trademarks. 

Amenities

We offer a variety of amenities to make your stay with us as comfortable as possible. Internet-based TV is available in every room including free Netflix and Amazon Prime, with the option of pay-per-view movies, subscription channels. We provide complimentary high-speed internet access. 

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

Whether this is your first visit, or you have been a guest many times, we want your experience to be excellent. Our staff is always available to help with any questions or concerns you may have. 


Our Music Events


First it starts with a state-of the art karaoke system that is connected to the internet and can literally look up almost any song, 


You can come here and party as late and as long as you can convince the host to stay open, as long as you're not disturbing the other guests. And, because our bar area is soundproofed from the rest of the establishment and from the neighbors, you're assured a good night's sleep even if the rest of your party is still in there singing their hearts out. 



LIVE MUSIC LIKE NO OTHER


We give live music and entertainment a whole new spin, with our famous GUITAR PULLS and as the home of the All-Guitar Allstars. The talent that plays and stays at Happy Rock Inn is world-class, and so is our scene. AND< it's intimate on a scale you don't get most anywhere else. Rock out and Hang Out with some of the best musicians anywhere.




Photos from Happy Rock Inn. Our Lives and Our Visitors

We wanted to share with you a bit about us and our lives.

We are Jim and Michele James, and in 2010 we dreamed of opening Happy Rock Inn. In 2013  we  started construction on the GarageMaHall and rock terraces / backyard - Our own private amphitheater and performance venue. People are always amazed at what we have built, but we did it with the help of a lot of people. Jim likes working with and teaching kids, as much as his disability will allow. We like to say "This is the house teenagers built..." and it is.
We are soulmates, and want to spend all our time together. We're also social animals - which is really how this B&B came to be! 

In 2015 Jim was diagnosed with Ehler's Danlos Syndrome, a rare congenital connective tissue disorder that required us to rewire our lives. Our goal is to retire one day to our sailboat.
Our friends, customers and neighbors are our lives.  We try to always give of ourselves to our community and to those in need. We host our annual Orphans Thanksgiving Dinner, and are constantly doing drives to help one group or another. .]We host numerous private charity benefit events each year to support and increase what we can do for the Inn and it's work in the community. 


Despite having to survive a pandemic, we've been developing our music program and trying to serve a public with great private shows that are all-vaxxed (Employees, Musicians, and Visitors) with great  airflow and intentionally limited audience sizes to help keep folks safe..

Support from our community means everything.


MUSIC CALENDAR 2022


LIMITED SEATING FOR COVID SAFETY

RESERVATIONS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED AND GET PREFERENCE

CALL 503.567.7711 FOR DINNER / SHOW RESERVATIONS


MAY 7TH - OPENING NIGHT - Hosted by Wailin' Josh Makosky (Rock-A-Funk and Bra-throwin' BLues)  with Special Guests Doug Rowell (The Flying Guitar Circus) and Ben Jones (Jennifer Batten & Full Steam) . Doors 7pm, Showtime 8pm

Dinner 6pm / Doors 7pm / Showtime 8pm

 

MAY 14th  - Hosted By Happy Rock's Jim James (Man of a Million Songs / Master of Some), with Special Guests Jumpin' Josh Makosky (Pop & Funk Songmeister Extraordinaire) and Nathan Myers (Folky Rockin' Outlaw Country)

Dinner 6pm / Doors 7pm / Showtime 8pm


MAY 21st TBD


MAY 28TH - MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND - 

CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT



JUNE 4TH - Hosted by Super Josh Makosky with Special Guests Tevis Hodge Jr (Country Deep-Roots Blues & Soul) and Anni Piper (Australian Musical Vixen & Musical Sultress) 

Dinner 6pm / Doors 7pm / Showtime 8pm


JUNE 11TH - TBD


JUNE 17 & 18TH 

THE INCREDIBLE  ALL-GUITAR ALLSTARS 

SPECIAL HAPPY ROCK EVENT 

TO BE ANNOUNCED


JUNE 24TH & 25TH

THE AMAZING ALL-GUITAR ALLSTARS 

SPECIAL HAPPY ROCK EVENT

TO BE ANNOUNCED






wHAT'S IT LIKE TO STAY AT HAPPY ROCK INN?

    Reviews

    What's It Like to Stay at Happy Rock Inn?

      Our Rooms - To Reserve Call 503 567-7711

      Our Rooms

      Why do we get such great reviews? It's the experience, and it starts with an actual PHONE CALL to reserve a room - not some impersonal internet click. It's just how we roll. Then, our rooms are furnished with great mattresses, premium bedding, and each room comes with a full, hot farm-to-table breakfast that is second to none. Prices listed are THUR - SAT, and subject to change.

      The Swanky Suite - Master Suite with private entrance and attached bath

      Around $239 night Off-Peak / $279 Peak / $279 Holiday

      Our most comfortable and spacious room, it's decorated with some great sexy art, fine Persian rug, and the most comfortable bed in the Lodge. It has an attached bath with shower, and it's own private entrance to our rock-terraced back-40. A 45" High Def Internet TV (Amazon Prime / Netflix).
      The perfect suite if you're wanting a romantic getaway, comfort, have a dog, or if you're gonna stay the night at one of our parties.
      This room comes with a hot, farm-to-table breakfast for the guests.

      Valley View Queen Room

      Around $189 night off-Peak / $219 night Peak Season / $209 Holiday

      A incredibly comfortable Queen Room with a view of the tall Sitka Spruce, Sequoia, and Williamette Valley. 42" Internet TV (Netflix / Amazon Prime). Retro Original Atari TV Games. In Room DVDs. Cool in-room books including One Position A Day Sex Guide.
      This room is European style, sharing a full bath with another guest room.  
      Each room comes with a full, hot, farm-to-table breakfast for the guests. 

      The Bunk Room - Adult Sized Bunk Bed w/ Double and Single

      Around $179 Off-Peak $/ $189 Peak / $189 Holiday

      Our most economical room, The Bunk Room has an adult-sized bunk bed, with a double for 2 on bottom and a single for 1 on top. Come relive your childhood and sleep on the top bunk. (150lb limit). We have adults travel distances to sleep in this cool bed. The room is decorated with sports autographs from Tom Brady to The Portland Trailblazers.
      European style room shares a full bath with another guest room.
      This room comes with a full, hot, farm-to-table breakfast for 2 guests. 

      2 Night Minimum. 


      Rent Jim's Bar & Party Room or The Entire Happy Rock Inn

      No matter what type of event you're having, we'd love to host it. From weddings to bachelor or bachelorette parties to lodge takeovers for friend reunions, we'd love to have you hold your event here. You won't be disappointed.

      Jim's Bar / The Party Room

      Varies

      Our huge 1200 square foot interior deck bar and party space is the perfect space for your next event. Soundproofed, with incredible ceiling to floor glass garage doors which open to the rock terraces, it's an incredibly beautiful space. Featuring 44' of live-edge dark redwood bar, we furnish the bartender, wait staff and everyone you need for your next party or event. We have a full complement of tables, chairs and party rental options - including p
      Pricing upon request and event specifications. 

      Takeover the Lodge

      Around $650 per night Off-Peak / $850 per night Peak / $1000 per night Holiday (Includes staff)

      Takeover the entire lodge, and let us take care of you and your party. You get all the bedrooms, plus Aerobeds and cots to sleep up to 12, the entire Bar and Party Space, the grounds, Party Pit, and the staff to take care of your event. We love a great party! 

      Catering, Food and Beverage extra. Parties limited to guests staying at the lodge. Additional party-goers or events priced based on specs. A full range of party options, including dunk tank, Corn Hole, Beer Pong and more. 


      Our Incredible Tours

      We offer many kinds of tours of the area, for groups up to 12.

      Kayak & PaddleBoard Tours

      $50 per person for a 2 hour tour, plus $50 + Tip if you want a guide.

      Offering guided & self-guided kayak tours of local waterways.  We hope you're ready for adventure! We can provide a guide who will tell the history, or set you up, show you the basics, get you started and leave you to explore by yourself. Tour the Clackamas River, the Tualatin River or a whole host of other water spots in and around Portland and Mt. Hood. 

      All equipment provided, including life vests. Our kayaks and paddleboards are entry-level, sit-on-top and great for beginners. 


      Multnomah Falls & Columbia Gorge Guided Day Tour with Lunch

      $135 per person + Tip for your Guides

      Our BEST tour.
      ALL Day guided tour,starting on the original, historic Lewis and Clark Trail, visiting:

      • Multnomah Falls (2nd highest falls in U.S.) & 2 other falls
      • Crowne Point
      • Columbia Gorge Overlook
      • Bonneville Dam & the Fish Ladder
      • Columbia River Underwater Viewing Area
      • Bonneville fish hatchery & meet Herman the 14 foot Sturgeon
      • Feed Giant Rainbow Trout
      • Hike the Pacific Crest Trail
      • Hood River (Kite-Surfing Capitol of the World)
      • Best views of The Columbia Gorge & Mt. Hood (weather permitting)
      • Much more!

      International Rose Gardens/Japanese Gardens/Downtown Portland - Guided

      $125 per person, + Tip for Guide (Transportation, Lunch & Entry Fees Provided)

      Despite some Covid-19 closures (*), see some of the best Portland has to offer, including:

      • International Rose Gardens (Over 1200 varieties)
      • The Japanese Gardens 
      • Washington Park
      • Downtown Portland
      • Get some Voodoo Donuts
      • Powell's Books*
      • Saturday / Sunday Market
      • Mary's Club (Oldest Strip Club in Pdx) 
      • Chinatown / Lan Su Chinese Garden
      • Waterfront Park
      • Pioneer Square
      • Big Pink (Tallest Building in Portland) / Portland City Grill*
      • Shanghai Tunnel Tour *
      • Portlandia Sculpture
      • And Much More!

      Best of Portland Eating and Day-Drinking Guided Tour

      $100 per person, plus tab and tip for Guide

      Want to see the best food and drink Portland has to offer? We'll provide the sober driver, transportation, and a guide to take you around to Portland's very best restaurants, bars, food trucks and strip clubs (yes, they have great food) in a 6 hour guided tour.

      *Unfortunately, due to Covid-19, this tour is temporarily suspended. We won't offer it unless we can truly take you around Portland to the very best Portland has to offer.*

      Portland: Strip Club Capital of The World Tour

      $150 PP or $250 cpl + Guide Tip (inc. entry fees, transport, 6hr guided afternoon / evening tour.)

      With more strip clubs than anywhere else,and all fully-nude, full-liquor, and serving food. You'll see couples and singles of both sexes hanging out at our clubs. More great looking tattoos, tits and ass than imaginable. Save trial and error, & let us take you to your choice of Portland's best:


      - Original Strip Club, run completely by women 

      - Best Strip Club, voted 9 times

      - Best Dive Bar Locals Strip Club

      - Only Steak House Strip Club
      - Best Vegan Strip Club 


      (UNAVAILABLE  DUE TO COVID)

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      TO RESERVE ROOMS CALL 503.567.7711

      Ready to book with us? Have a question about our rooms or services? We'll be happy to help!

      Happy Rock Inn

      17246 Southeast Oatfield Road, Portland, Oregon 97267, United States

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